'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right
- parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
- clock: 11:01
- me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????
yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days
*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing